"But I'm Garry "The Winner" Wishmann."
"Send me $99.95 and I'll send you my patented
Earphones of Enlightenment. There, I'll guide you personally from chump to champion in one week." -Garry, advertising his product.
"Whereupon, you'll receive an official graduation certificate."
Eddie meets Garry at his home.
"Sorry, the whole commercial was my mom's idea. She's like, 'Get some ambition, or I'm kicking you out.'"